for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Multiculturalism is a recipe for disaster,it must be heavily regulated with an iron fist,or you get Miami,and Southern California. (Last time I checked, those arent books.) Does it not require intelligence to solve Navier-Stokes equations or prove/disprove Fermats Last Theorem? There are no jobs in Miami? Oh im sorry im running on cuban time. Loud popcorn Immigrants do not assimilate well. dr ebosele for restoring my relationship back. Event starts at 8 pm and ends at 2 am. Practically every country in South and Central American and the Caribbean is represented, and YES, they are all different in the their own way. If you came from another 1st world city that is. 29. (12) Do you have a low sperm count? I dont find it humorous to attack one particular culture. I WANT TO LET YA ALL KNOW THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO TRY ANYBODY ELSE EXCEPT THIS DUDE. or have your head in a ditch missing out on whats really happening. 21- Miamians laughing at this ARE dumb, not the rest of us. WebKubicki Draper is a full-service law firm founded in 1963 providing trial, appellate, coverage, commercial and real estate transaction services. says: This guy is a tool and an idiot! else output += unescape(l[i]); If you like professional sports, you WILL enjoy South Florida, i.e. WebGyms, Trainers Open Open 24 hours See hours See all 39 photos Write a review Add photo Location & Hours Suggest an edit 3200 W Camp Wisdom Rd Dallas, TX 75237 Get directions You Might Also Consider Sponsored Fitness Connection - Oak Cliff 1.0 miles away from Planet Fitness Restaurants are plentiful, and the food from grocery stores is varied seasonally and brought here from all over the world. I had two women recently flake out on me for a music video I was shooting. says: who would ever try to buy drugs from someone with a anonymous email, your either the cops or the spell casters, you prove what we say about m i a , fucking inferior humans. says: I cant really believe that i am with my Ex-Husband after when he broke up with me with 4 kids he is back , i thank Dr Okedi for helping me getting back my husband back, My Name is Vegadaly i am from USA and my man name is Phillip , my happiness turn to bitterness,my joy turn to sorrow,my love turn to hate when my husband broke up with me last week,i was so frustrated and i could not know what next to do again, i was so unthinkable and i could not concentrate anymore, i love my husband so much but he was cheating on me with another woman and this makes him broke up with me, so that he can be able to get marry to the other lady , i think she cast a spell on my husband to make him hate me and my kinds and this was so critical and uncalled-for,I cry all day and night for God to send me a helped to get back my man until a day when i was browsing on the on the internet i saw a post of a lady name Lizzy Brooklyn and who was having the same problem with me but she latter got her Husband back and i write her to asked her how she was able to get her husband back and she told me that their was a powerful spell caster in Africa that help her with a love spell in getting back lost lovers back and i decided to contacted the same Dr Okedi immediately and she told me what is needed to be done for me to have my man back and i did it although i doubted it but i did it and the Dr Okedi told me that i will get the result after 4 days , and he told me that my husband was going to call me by 10pm in my time and i still doubted his word, to my surprise my husband really called me and told me that he miss me so much Oh My God i was so happy and today i am happily with my man again and we are joyfully living together as one good family and i thank the powerful spell caster , he is so powerful and i decided to share my story on the internet that good spell casters still exist and Dr Okedi is one of the good spell caster who i will always pray to live long to help his children in the time of trouble, if you are there and your lover is turning you down, or you have your husband moved to another woman, do not cry anymore contact the powerful spell caster Dr Okedi on his email: [okedisupernaturaltemple@gmail.com. Its every bit as superficial as LA, and 10 times as ignorant. //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 108';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 101';l[17]=' 112';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 107';l[20]=' 99';l[21]=' 97';l[22]=' 98';l[23]=' 120';l[24]=' 101';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 105';l[27]=' 119';l[28]='>';l[29]='\"';l[30]=' 109';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 99';l[33]=' 46';l[34]=' 108';l[35]=' 105';l[36]=' 97';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 103';l[39]=' 64';l[40]=' 108';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 112';l[44]=' 115';l[45]=' 107';l[46]=' 99';l[47]=' 97';l[48]=' 98';l[49]=' 120';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 110';l[52]=' 105';l[53]=' 119';l[54]=':';l[55]='o';l[56]='t';l[57]='l';l[58]='i';l[59]='a';l[60]='m';l[61]='\"';l[62]='=';l[63]='f';l[64]='e';l[65]='r';l[66]='h';l[67]='a ';l[68]='<'; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; But to write that everyone is dumb its ignorant thats like me saying everyone in Oklahoma is racist. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) You can find good and bad anywhere. Heloisa The huge number of ignorant and rude people is overwhelming. After thirteen years in Miami I can understand what the writer is trying to state. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Git momma and her tadpoles and go elsewhere. Bonus Offered. Everyone I know in Miami is either an illegal alien or they are the relative of an illegal alien. Are you sure you actually went to Miami? George If you go to any small town people actually say hi and if you drop something they offer to pick it up. 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This happens to me often at Publix, but it has happened with people that repair household appliances, too. 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Im just mirroring the stupidity of commonsense and his elk. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_rtg4IKvKq5').innerHTML = output; I like palm trees! That same night i showed him the pictures that i got from my private investigator. People dont read, or even speak halfway decent English- and Im talking about the ones born in the U.S. the weather is great and there are tons of hot, easy woman. Huge influx of illegal spanish immigrants brought corruption to this city. Anthony document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_qDEF7nI59m').innerHTML = output; says: Yeah. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Trashy stories, trashy glamour, all things fake, plastic, and downright trashy, low-class, no-class, white trash, bimbos, and damn proud. You read that right, 190+. Yes, I consider myself an ABC (an American-born Cuban), and I do NOT speak Spanish. I have lives in a Fla (Miami,Jupiter,lake worth) andnow live half hour south of Atlanta. says: LMBCLT else output += unescape(l[i]); (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) http://www.forbes.com/2011/02/02/stockton-miami-cleveland-business-washington-miserable-cities_slide_3.html, Unemployment rate: 11.2 %. He even gave me 10,000 USD as a means of compensating me. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Worse yet, many children who grow up in Spanish-only homes sound like they just got off the boat even though many of them were born in the U.S. It is in history and on the news everyday, they have always wanted our land!! Heres his contact: . Monica Fuck Miami in its big ghetto worthless ass! Trust me- it doesnt take an expert chef to make that stuff. calories in porridge with semi skimmed milk what is the least crowded beach in georgia? Everyone who sits behind a steering wheel in the City is a fucking lunatic on a murderous rampage. says: HATERRRR! ALL of what was said above is true. The Gold Coast consists of Miami-Dade County, Broward County, and Palm Beach County. Miamis Newest Douchebag. Nah dawg this is BULLS&%$ BRO! Diversity is non existent, unless you consider 10 different Latin countries unique. Come on. People are uneducated! Miami is a very sexy and vibrant city, but its kinda like that guy you dated your freshman year of college that you cant take seriously. You will get in an accident if you are here more than a weekand even though you carry insurance, they jerk who hit you will not. I am that nice guy that lets you in with neigh but an 1/8 inch of room between me and your rear bumper (though not a charity mssion on wheels). Webmiami is full of douchebags Call us today! I am here to give testimony on how I got my husband back, my husband left me for no reason 3 years ago. (15) Let people obey my words and do my Ive lived in Miami all my life, born and raised, for 30yrs+. Please consider the entire Gold Coast if you want to move to South Florida. But I still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all But if the point of the article was to prevent people from moving down here to reduce the existing overpopulation then kudos. (The infrastructure sucks- plenty of parks that NO ONE uses, because the geniuses running the city dont put shades out anywhere- not even at bus stops.) var l=new Array(); The balseros are the people who se cagan this city. You are a punk. // says: The one thing that I find painful is when Spanish speakers demand that I speak in Spanish. Most Spanish speakers are bilingual, they speak both English and Spanish. i taught i was dreaming but behold it was real and now we are 9. says: I JUST DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT MY LIFE BUT I HAVE FOLLOWED MOST OF THESE CRAPS AND GOT USED. But that's a very small minority of assholes. I am sooo glad the wet foot BS law is going to DISAPPEAR! In the 2011 report, Miami ranks as one of the least safe driving cities, landing at number 180 on the list. I have heard of spell [CDATA[ if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Take a walk on Venice Beach and then consult me, dumbass. I rarely respond to comments on this piece, but MAN you hit it head on. They do not assimilate they replicate the third world conditions in their homelands that they fleed from. Born and raised here i am hispanic too. Miami doesnt need people like you. By rule when a Cuban is an employer or business owner that is an immediate red flag to NOT make business with them. Make a one-time donation today for as little as $1. Miami is 1 of the most beautiful places on earth, and will the most messed up places on earth or the same time. Sorry bro. NONE of the native speakers were competent in standard Spanish.]. And when we do, we start to see things different. says: Whoever wrote this is such a LOSER. var output = ''; for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ And you wont get unfunny jokes that people laugh at anyway. says: To GIL who posted on 3/8/2013, and to those who think like him: Being a WHITE ANGLO does not mean you own this country. We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 "apple watch" as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. } Job they used to do in Cuba. Have a sense of humor! Sure, every city has its problems, but not in the same proportions Miami does. Bienvenidos a Miami, a world of parties that don't stop and people you wish would. Now Miami is full of shaved headed, fake diamond earring wearing D-bags who think Pit Bull is talented, and wear sunglasses indoors while pretending theyre gangsters. Many years later and numerous immigrant groups later, many of the new Cubans coming over now (my extended family included) are not nearly as hard working since they have only lived under Communist rule with no real drive to accomplish anything. 12. says: what makes this article so funny is that there is quite a bit of truth in it. (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. AND ALSO HELPED ME GOT BACK MY JOB AND MY MARRIAGE. In general, Cubans are the employers, not the employees, its just the way we are, coming out of communism, were extremely industrious. says: Its Miami vs. America. Taking employees aside to correct them doesnt happen- everyone will know your business. var output = ''; says: OMG spot on! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; WebDouchebag may refer to: A device used to administer a douche. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Well now we know why he has this opinion. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didnt call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! It should be considered child abuse to have kids and raise them in that city. Miami is one of the few places in the world where the street signs are in English, but English is not the dominant language of the area. People really are dumb compared to the average citizen. Alena The unemployment stats are out of date. We dont want trash like you here. If its not deep fried or batter dipped, its just gonna be more beef or chicken, with rice and beans and sauces you can find anywhere. Save yourself! No money in the world will never make you forget your wretched past from the sunken island called Cuba. Perhaps the families are to blame? else output += unescape(l[i]); I interviewed w/ 5 employers and arrived 15 min. I find this article true to the last dot on the last sentence! Sure- If you like being drenched in sweat at night, having to shower 8 times a day, and constantly ruin nice clothes with sweat stains. }); Also in terms of geography and demographics it would be help to understand the history of Miami - look there are a lot hispanics here yes just like you will find a lot jews and Eastern European immigrants. Im ready for a change and will see how I feel after a year of living in Miami. 24. Sure, at times we all kind of feel like the overly aggressive douche. Miamians are some of the most ignorant, laziest and rudest persons I have ever known. I am not knocking people who speak a different language than English, because none of us decided where we would be born. } var output = ''; The DJ douche is what happens when you can buy good equipment but you can't buy good taste. HG But to each is own! I was born and raised in Miami, but moved to the Los Angeles at 28 yrs old. Planners showed a finished $500,000 design in a $10 million conversion of Hispanics are the fastest growing minority in US and this City is what it is today because of this growing minority. Over 10 years of excellent service guiding tours. Wouldnt move back. Pink roses on your white wine bottle? [CDATA[ Go there. Its sad that they grow up with 2 languages, and still cant get either one right. Dear JC, thank you for your thoughtful and contemplative response. 5. THATS a general complaint in Miami and people (even natives) have to get out of here to northern to find for better opportunities. 305 LOL. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_Xi66vt48OR').innerHTML = output; Its absolutely true that this city is all smoke and mirrors, and everyone is FAKE. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 114';l[16]=' 116';l[17]=' 110';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 99';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 116';l[29]=' 99';l[30]=' 105';l[31]=' 100';l[32]=' 101';l[33]=' 110';l[34]=' 101';l[35]=' 98';l[36]='>';l[37]='\"';l[38]=' 109';l[39]=' 111';l[40]=' 99';l[41]=' 46';l[42]=' 108';l[43]=' 105';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 103';l[47]=' 64';l[48]=' 101';l[49]=' 114';l[50]=' 116';l[51]=' 110';l[52]=' 101';l[53]=' 99';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=' 105';l[57]=' 116';l[58]=' 117';l[59]=' 108';l[60]=' 111';l[61]=' 115';l[62]=' 116';l[63]=' 99';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 100';l[66]=' 101';l[67]=' 110';l[68]=' 101';l[69]=' 98';l[70]=':';l[71]='o';l[72]='t';l[73]='l';l[74]='i';l[75]='a';l[76]='m';l[77]='\"';l[78]='=';l[79]='f';l[80]='e';l[81]='r';l[82]='h';l[83]='a ';l[84]='<'; var output = ''; I am talking about the cost of living in South Florida compared to MOST countries in Latin America. Although what you say about Miami is mainly true, particularly the thing about jobs and salaries. I work with undergraduates at a prestigeous institution and incoming freshmen struggle with their writing and have to take a remedial writing course. And I guarantee you that it is more fun and interesting than your 4,500-people little Indiana town Loser! I like sun! says: All The negative Statements made here still havent changed my mind about moving there the end of this year but I will say this Im very afraid. IM STILL VERY MUCH INDEBTED TO DR MALAIKA FOR SAVING MY LIFE once again his email address is (. maintaining a positive mental attitude does not abrogate the consequences of these behaviors, even if the perps feel it abrogates their responsibility for same. 2. contact: . As a mainstream American who is stuck in Miami until I find another job, I can tell you that once I leave here I will never come back, not even for a family funeral. says: Born & raised in Miami, traveled to different countries, speak English, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish. I am Dylan and I am 15 years old. says: The current generation Cubans dont speak Spanish.